Me: Whatcha got planned for tomorrow?
Damian: Thought I should look for a black and white striped shirt.
Me: Hmmm... Sounds like Daddy thinks you two girls might spend a lot of time fighting on your day off tomorrow...
Darcy: I'm going to get the Mickety Mouse straw and you can have the orange one.
Ryland: Okay, I'm going to get the Mickety Mouse straw and you can have the orange one.
Darcy: Nooooo! I'm going to get the Mickety Mouse straw and you can have the orange one.
Ryland: Exactly! I'm going to get the Mickety Mouse straw and you can have the orange one.
Ryland: I'm just repeating what you're saying.
Me: Ry (with the look)
Ryland: I'm just mimicking her.
Darcy: I like how the cheese moves after I grate it on
Damian: Yah, it's melting.
Darcy: No, I think it's straightening out.
Darcy: Oh foop! Foop! Foop! Foop! (Said with the same emphasis as some other four letter words)
Damian: Darcy that's enough.
Darcy: It's Poof backwards. Foop, foop, foop!
Me: Darcy (with the look)
Damian: What are rickety uncles classified as?
Me: A cookie
Damian: Nope, Ry and I have discussed this. They're not a cookie.
Ryland: yah, because there's no flour.
Me: Cookies don't need flour!
Ryland: Yes they do.
Me: No, there are lots of cookies out there that don't have flour.
Ryland: Then they can't be cookies. Cookies have dough and dough needs flour. We decided these were 'candy treats'.
Me: Well then why did you ask me in the first place?!??!
Oh Brother you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind,
Oh Brother! Oh Brother!
Darcy: Is it true that plumbers have to wear their pants down like this?
Daddy: Yes, it's part of their contract.
Darcy: (Big grin)
Me: You want to be a plumber now don't you?
Ryland: Daddy's kidding you know, it's not part of the actual contract.